The Airing of Grievances
Wednesday, January 05, 2005
Wouldn't It Be Nice?

To be paid. After flying her to "to this beautiful place in a helicopter on the day before Christmas Eve" and hitting her off with "honking canary diamond ring" that one witness described as "a serious rock", Seal popped the question and Heidi Klum said yes. Apparently the couple shared the news at a New Year's bash where Seal's ex-flame Tyra Banks raised her glass in salute. Tough life.

No word on whether or not the interracial couple has received any hate mail threatening Mr. Seal with castration.

(Thanks, bcg11.)
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