The Airing of Grievances
Thursday, January 13, 2005
Harvard Hires Fun Czar
Yup, you read that right. Harvard University has hired a "fun czar" to help spice up student social life. And hey, as corny as it sounds, and man does it sound corny, perhaps the czar, recent graduate Zack Corker, isn't such a bad idea. Corker was involved in planning the festivities for Harvard-Yale weekend and apparently the bookworms did it up right. Check out what Boston Police Captain William Evans had to say of the festivities:
"It was a disgrace. I had officers come up to me and say they'd never seen an event so embarrassing. If they're going to party, that's one thing, but when they're drinking themselves into ambulances, it's a whole other thing. We're all under the impression that they're America's sharpest and brightest, but where's the common sense?"
Well, Mama Chiles always says that common sense ain't that common, and drinking yourself into an ambulance certainly is not the wisest of moves, but hey, ya gotta give the cats credit for trying, no?

Ok, all bullshit aside. A fun czar? Pathetic.
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