The Airing of Grievances
Friday, December 10, 2004
Spears Crazier Than Ever - Federline Psyched
Brittney Spears has apparently settled on a professional role model, and it isn't Maddonna. It's Paris Hilton. This week, Spears made her married public debut, carrying a 2 lb shivering rat-dog named "Bit Bit".
No word was given on reports that Spears plans acquire 8 additional dogs named Langly, Dominic, Hi Ho, Nut Nut, Montell, Jesus, Othello and Gilligan.
Seriously, though. Is there anything less cool than rolling with a yappy little rat-mutt as an accessory? Didn't think so. She might as well roll around with a ferret.