The Airing of Grievances
Monday, December 27, 2004
You gotta get your kicks somehow don't you? According to ABC News, police in Savannah, Georgia are looking for two women they say sexually assaulted a man who was in a alcohol and cocaine induced stupor. Apparently, the victim invited the women into his mobile home during his binge and awoke with a pair of cooking tongs "protruding from his body." So far the cops are having zero luck finding the woman as, suprisingly, the victim is refusing to cooperate. In any event, sure sounds like a helluva party. Where do I sign up?