The Airing of Grievances
Wednesday, November 17, 2004
Tough Break for Gary Sheffield
Ouch. Looks like the freaky-deaky past of his wife is coming back to haunt him. According to the NY Daily News, the Yankee star is being blackmailed by some lowlife joker who claims to have a video of Sheffield's wife engaging in "very repulsive" sexual acts with R&B star R. Kelly. That's right, before she married the Sheff, his wife was involved with the man who has brought us a slew of oh so soulful lyrics like "You Remind Me of My Jeep." The same man who is very fond of taping his sexual conquests. The same man who's been known to enjoy sharing a golden shower or two. The same man who, well, is very fond of having sex with little girls.
In any event, apparently Sheff has not seen "not seen the alleged videotape, nor do I care to." Yeah, it's probably a good idea for the health of all parties involved if he doesn't. But can you imagine what his imagination is doing here? Must be sheer hell. But still, thinking of all types of nastiness has gotta be better than actually seeing it. Basically a spectacularly shitty situation no matter how you slice it. Sucks to be him.
Update: Be sure to catch the AofG Exclusive that Coz has posted below. Let's just say I'm honored to be associated with someone who does such fine work. Outstanding, Coz. Simply outstanding. You Da Man.