The Airing of Grievances
Monday, November 15, 2004
Remain Calm, All Is Well!
Stories like this one bring to mind the final scene in "Animal House". You know the one:
After the Deltas show up and the town starts going bonkers, Kevin Bacon, playing Chip Diller, a freshman ROTC student and one of the uber-douches from Omega house, tries to assert authority and bring some sense of order to the proceedings. His appeals to remain calm and assertions that everything is under control are met and overpowered by the contrarian force of the rioting mob.
There are plenty of neophyte douche bags running around Washington, trying to tell people that everything is under control. We seem to be a bit lacking in the Rioting Mob department, though. On that note, I leave you with the words of former Senator John Blutarsky.