The Airing of Grievances
Tuesday, November 09, 2004
It's neither surprising nor terrain-altering, but Ashcroft is gone. Money quote:
Ashcroft, in a five-page, handwritten letter to Bush, said, "The objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved.''Good to know. Goddamn, that was quick - it seems like mere weeks ago that Dick Cheney was busy scaring the shit out of people, looks like I can finally stop worrying about lower Manhattan being incinerated by a nuclear weapon.
What next for Mr. Ashcroft? Let's just say people are gonna start thinking twice about the brazenness of exposed marble titties:
Never forget, this douche lost an election to a dead guy.
[thanks to Cozmo for the picture and inspiration]