The Airing of Grievances
Wednesday, November 17, 2004
MMMM, Immaculate Conception
Some goon is selling his grilled cheese sandwich on eBay because he thinks the grill marks make an image of the Virgin Mary. It's worth a look just for the ramblings of the current owner of the Our Lady of Perpetual Flavor's cheesy goodness. Listen to this:
...I would like all people to know that I do believe that this is the Virgin Mary Mother Of God, That is my solem belief, but you are free to believe that she is whomever you like, I am not scamming anyoneRight. Here is a view of the mother of God, which you can own for the right price.
Current high bid for the sandwich is $70,000.
SEVENTY GRAND! Are you kidding me. Here's a brief list of things you can do with $70,000:
Buy 14,000 grilled cheese sandwiches at your local diner.
Buy a Porsche 911.
Buy a home near the seller.
Feed 2,500 children for a month.
Oh yeah, it will also run the buyer $9.95 to ship the Virgin Mother direct to his/her home.