The Airing of Grievances
Sunday, November 14, 2004
Don Cheney Exposed (Update)
Update: Voila. Here's the pic. And, by the way, you can still color me skeptical. I mean really, that's ridiculous. Perhaps his Depends got dislodged.
Well, looks like the Vice President may just very well be, er, blessed.
Joining Vice President Dick Cheney’s motorcade in Green Bay, Milwaukee Journal Sentinel photographer Dale Guldan [captured] a unique image during an otherwise scripted campaign visit in September....Upon closer inspection, it seems the vice president’s smile was not his biggest, ahem, asset.Unfortunately, the picture is unavailable. However, the apparent fact that Cheney is hung like a donkey begs the question of why he feels the need to swing a big missile dick all over Iraq. You would think dude would be more secure in his manhood, no? Until I see some photos, color me skeptical.
Let’s just say the snugness of Cheney’s pants left little to the imagination, and we’re not talking about his waistline....“It’s like a scud missile, for crying out loud,” [Milwaukee morning radio host Carol Caine] said.