The Airing of Grievances
Friday, October 08, 2004
The Rude Pundit Weighs In
Earlier this week, Jackie posted the Rude Pundit's thoughts on the VP Debate, he's back at it today, this time on the subject of how Kerry should respond to the notion of a "global test". Step and fetch this shit:
You wanna know what's going on here? You have snorted from the Bush stash. That little bitch hunched on his stool over there has taken two words of mine and thinks he can disembowel me with him. Hey, you stuttering prick, considering your glowing academic career, no fuckin' wonder you're scared shitless of anything that has the word 'test' in it. 'Global motherfucking test' means that you can go anywhere in the goddamn world and talk to any fuckin' person, and you can back your actions up. You can say, 'Hey, look, we were right - motherfucker was gonna bomb the shit out of us.' That means you could walk up to a screaming, bleeding soldier, whose dick was ripped off by a rocket-propelled grenade, and say, 'You know what, man? Sorry about your cock, but you just helped stop the U.S.A. from bein' nuked.'The Rude Pundit. A voice of reason in the wilderness of spin.