The Airing of Grievances
Thursday, September 23, 2004
Ummm, That's a Theory

So yeah, why did that oh-so-beautiful tiger attack his, er, eccentric owner Roy Horn? Mr. Horn has a theory:
It was an accident. Montecore understood the signals and wanted to save me [from falling off the stage]. It was unfortunate that his teeth hit my carotid artery.
Unfortunate, indeed.

PS - Oh yeah, in case you were wondering how Roy survived attack, he's cleared that up for us as well: "I was not allowed to die just yet, because my wings for being an angel were not quite ready."
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