The Airing of Grievances
Monday, August 02, 2004
Hey you! Redneck! PUT DOWN THAT FORK!
Slice, a pizza eaters' blog has put together a great site for delagates looking for the perfect pie called GOPizza. Topics include the finer points of coal oven charring (don't eat under-done pizza), what to call what you are eating (not a piece, damnit), and folding techniques.
The main point is that, don't eat a slice with a fork. I can't stress how important this is. Pizza is meant to be folded and eaten with your hands. Forks are for bumkins. Case closed. So, for the love of Jebus, leave that 5 piece Pizza Fork set at home, fellas.
WIthout further ado, AofG lets out-of-towners in on it's Pizza eating secrets.
Old School Full Pie:
Tottano's (esp. Coney Island)
John's (Bleecker Street)
Joe's (Carmine Street - Either Location)
Ray's Original - Most locations
Little Vinny's - Late night only
Patsy's (Chain of fools) - I'm always shocked by the
MMMM. I wonder what I am having for lunch today!