The Airing of Grievances
Tuesday, June 08, 2004
I Like How He Lays Out In The Hole...
Major League Baseball scouting report, or gay personal ad...you decide:
MATTHEW BUSH - MISSION BAY HS - SS - R/R 5'10" 170
COMMENT: AGILE, ATHLETIC FRAME. MEDIUM BUILD. LEAN MUSCLE TONE, STRONG FOREARMS & WRISTS. SIMILAR TO NOMAR GARCIAPARRA..., QUICK COMPACT STROKE. WILL LAY OUT FOR BALL IN THE HOLE. AGGRESSIVE FASTBALL HITTER. CONSISTENT HARD CONTACT. GOOD TRIGGER. SOFT, SURE HANDS WITH PLUS INSTINCTS..., QUICK ON THE DOUBLE PLAY. RUNS THE BASES WELL.
The name, the innuendo, it's just too much, when you think about it. I wonder if Dan Savage reads this stuff as porn. Ugh, bad thought.