The Airing of Grievances
Saturday, May 15, 2004
First Rule of AofG: Do Not Talk About AofG. Second Rule of AofG: Do Not Believe Frank
OK, I lied. At this point, even the "Boca Breeze" has more credibility than this rag. But then, it's not every day that Sy Hersh gets Donald Rumsfeld fired.
Don't you wish you could actually witness the moment when Rummy gets the chop later this week? I'm picturing it going down like when Sam got fired from "The Apprentice":
"Isn't it over, Donald? Isn't it really over?", followed by Rummy giving Bush a menacing glare.
Then, in my version of events, The Bizarro Donald just starts going berzerk and throwing shit around the Oval Office, spewing Doctor Evil-esque threats of retribution.
Now back to your regularly scheduled moratorium, already in progress.