The Airing of Grievances
Monday, May 03, 2004
Career Killer or Killer Career?
Or, the Rob Lowe Corallary to the Paris Hilton Theorem...is it wise to make a sex tape in order to increase your fame, if you are already famous?
In the interest of full disclosure, can I just say how excited I am for this story to break? It is like the movie Clue, where you have to figure out the most plausible ending, but you never know where it is going to end up. I think that Access Hollywood should have a special hosted by Tim Curry to review the following questions:
Which Female Pop Star:
Has a brother?
Can be described as "Newly Single"?
Dabbles in bisexuality?
Would even think of smoking Crystal Meth? (Not your everyday party drug)
Would be stupid enough to do something like this?
I'm sure the answers will be forthcoming. Check this space for updates. In the mean time, loyal AofG'ers can put their money where their mouth is.
Vegas money is on Britney Spears, who has a ne'er do well brother in his late 20's, and seems to be coming apart at the g-string ala Mariah Carey in 2001.
AofG is taking wagers in the form of Tean Beat magazine subscriptions as follows:
Britney: Pays 6 Teen Beats to 5
Christina Aguilera: Pays 4 Teen Beats to 1
Hillary Duff: 10-1
Mandy Moore: 15-1
Lindsay Lohan: 25-1
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen (2 Sister Parlay) 100-1